Once again I find myself compairing exercise to childbirth, this time in a step class with a new teacher as I marched on the spot instead of following her instructions to do static stretching at the start of the class. I look around, I'm the only one not static stretching. I know that I'm not the only one who prefers to only static stretch at the end of the workout because at least three other women in the step class warmed up in the same spin class as me before hand, and like me, pedalled through the end of class stretching before going upstairs to step.
So why was I the only one not stretching? Why am I looking nervously at the teacher hoping she doesn't notice me? Am I braver than the others or is it because I'm safely tucked in the corner of the back row? Would I march through it if I was at the front under her nose? Some of the women at the front look like they're very into their fitness, I cannot be the only one who has read up on static stretching and prefers to only do it at the end can I? Why did I just opt out rather than ask for dynamic adaptations?
We follow fitspiration social media pages and keep abreast of the latest developments in health and fitness, make online scrap books about the correct way to stretch and the most effective way to work out, then get face to face to a "professional" and stop listening to our bodies and trusting our own judgement.
Maybe it was because the teacher changed that week! Eureka! that must be it! because with our regular weekly spin teacher in the previous class we were in familiar territory, and four of us pedalled through the stretching. Then about five minutes later, when put on the back foot by an unexpected change of instructor and unfamiliar class structure, only one of us opts out. It wasn't the teacher we were expecting, it wasn't the class we were expecting, it is usually a weight based class.
Which is where birth plans fail us. We write a plan for our ideal birth in our ideal setting with our allocated childbirth team. Then maybe we write a few plans for what other scenarios we have been informed about.. but no one can learn all the possibilities of childbirth in nine short months so what happens when our actual birth isn't one of the possibilities we have imagined?
So maybe what we need, is not an attempt to condense a midwifery degree worth of potential scenarios into a few hours of antenatal classes, but antenatal assertiveness classes?. And I am not being anti establishment here, I don't mean "how to say no to whatever the professionals tell you"… just simply how to make sure you understand and are well informed, maybe how to ask "does it have to be done right now or can we re-assess it in 30 minutes?". Or "I don't know anything about that procedure, can you tell me more?". After all, the midwives and doctors HAVE had longer than us to learn all the possible outcomes of childbirth, they have the information, what we need is to be able to express when we are in unfamiliar territory so we can access their knowledge and make informed choices.
As for the gym. I may have opted out this time, but I didn't question it. I didn't ask for dynamic adaptations, and I have previously suffered a bad sprain doing an exercise that felt unnatural and uncomfortable at an expensive boot camp so I learnt the hard way.
Maybe body autonomy has to be learnt way before antenatal class. Perhaps this is a parenting issue not a pregnancy issue. Today I will try to give my children my rationales for whatever I ask them to do. I will try to eliminate "do what you're told" and "because I said so" from my vocabulary. I will applaud their questioning my demands rather than letting tiredness cause me to express frustration.
Onwards and upwards.